I am such a noob.


What? That isn’t a word?! Well I am one. My theme is probably the plainest one you’ll ever find, and I have no idea how I got it in the first place, but hey it looks fine.

Whenever someone asks me why my blog is so plain and why don’t I get nicer templates I say: Because I like it plain and easy to read. Unlike some blogs I find….

Actually it’s because I have no idea how to edit my blog and put the linky link stuff and all that. I’ll figure it out soon, hopefully…..There. I’ve confessed. And I’ve also admitted that I am so lame at these kind of personalizing things, and this is strange because the first thing I do whenever I get something is to change everything and make it more “me”. Apparently that doesn’t extend to blogs. Oh wells….

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There’s no title. Unless “I HATE YOU YOU MEANIE HOW COULD YOU BE SO…SO IRRELEVANT!” counts as one.


My mom told me that if I had nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all. So you now know why I’m so quiet around you.

What a pity some parents never drill that into their kids….hmm.

I can stand people ignoring me (when I say people,I mean everyone besides my family. If they start ignoring me I panic.). I can also stand people calling me strange, weird, awkward, you name it. I am also capable of getting over you insulting something I made. (cakes, art, craft thingys, you get the idea.)

But I can’t stand people who criticize me. Oh fine, maybe they weren’t exactly criticizing, but still, you know I’m paranoid about how people feel about me! So why’d you have to go hurt my feelings like that….That was really mean!!! *starts crying like Bubbles*

What happened today? Well actually my day was pretty okay till I checked my notifications. I STILL have a running nose, and I’ve been sneezing for the past 2 hours, but yes, other than that I was in a neutral mood. My face 😐

Now, I remember I once wrote a post about how I hate people that judge me, unfortunately that post never got published because by the time I finished writing it I felt better already. But this is the second time it’s happened, and……well how would YOU feel if whatever YOU did was perfectly okay to you, and some SNAIL (yes, I hate snails. And that person who offended me resembles a snail anyways) points out that little fact and makes it sound bad. Then of course, everyone will start noticing it and stare at you funny.

My advice to that snotty old lady: Keep your nose out of my stuff. Especially if it’s irrelevant. 

I don’t mind people posting on my wall. I mean, it’s totally cool if you don’t like something about me and you post it on my wall, OR you message me. That’s totally fine! Nothing wrong with that. So go spam my wall with all the things you think are “wrong”. I don’t care, just DO NOT I repeat DO NOT comment on my other posts that have nothing to do with you insulting me. I posted a status. And you just haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad to comment and embarrass me in front of any friends I had. Thanks a ton. Door’s over there, walk yourself out.

Ohmigawd. I sound like those weirdo teens that find everything….y’know, those people (some kids just never grow up) that complain about everything. Yessss fine I still complain, but I actually TRY (heard that mommy?!) not to. It’s hard. But it works 40% of the time. It’s not that I don’t like you, it’s just, let’s put it this way: if you were hanging from a cliff, I’d probably step on your hand. And throw a boulder down after that. Just in case. I’d also throw some dynamite in, but I doubt they sell explosives at cliff sites.

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10 things I’ve always wanted


Random. Words. Tags. Chocolate cake. Blah.

I typed a longer paragraph just now, but then I deleted it ( me has no idea why) and umm…unfortunately I didn’t save it. 😛 So let’s skip the boring parts and start cougsnit s sorry, counting. I meant counting, not whatever that was I typed out. Earlier today I misread casino as eskimo. Heh. 

I’ve always wanted to be….. 

1# 

A fairy. Yes, I was obsessed with Winx Club when it came out, and I still love it. I’ve wanted to be a fairy since I was 5, and dreamt that one day I’d go to Alfea’s school for fairies. And here we are 8 years later, I’m not a fairy, and I’m not going to Alfea. Sob. 😥 

Click on it if you want it to be bigger. But yeah you basically get what it looks like.

Here’s a pic of them….my favorite fairy has/had to be…..well I love all of them. But I guess it would be Flora. But I like Bloom’s hair and outfit. Musa’s wings are cool. Stella’s staff. Techna’s……logic? XD idk can’t decide. 

The funny thing is that when you’re 5, you don’t notice how accident prone they are, how much makeup they were, how extremely skinny they are, and besides that they’re not the awsomest fairies in the world. Sure they have a fancy campus and glittery outfits, but the best fairy of all time has to be…..

Capt. Holly Short from Artemis Fowl. Coolest fairy ever. Weeelll she’s technically not a fairy fairy, more like an elf  fairy. Read the series. Then you’ll understand. But yeah, coolest fairy ever. 8) 

Here’s the Winx Club theme song. The version I grew up with. Not the other dubbed version, that’s just ‘orriblah. I feel so warm and fuzzy right now. -_-

Quality’s really bad…but yes, fluffy theme song. :3 (<— I’m also aware of that smiley looking a bit too err….retarded.)

#2

A witch. Not just any witch, W.I.T.C.H. Don’t know them? Don’t ANY of you read awesome comics?? NO?! :O Well here they are. 

It was a comic. Then a novel series. Then a cartoon. And now it’s disappeared off the face of the earth. That’s just sad. It’s about these 5 girls, each have a different element or something, (ignore the random guy and gnome in the pic, it was the clearest one I could find), and the have to protect the Heart of Kandrakar or something. Will (redhead) is the guardian/leader, Irma (brunette at ze side) controls water( my favorite!), Taranee (girl next to Irma) controls fire, Cornelia(blonde one) is earth and Hay lin( chinese-ey one duh) is air. They’re more fairies than witches I guess, if you compare them to the Trix, witches from Winx Club. 

It’s confusing, I know. First I wanna be a fairy, then a witch. 

#3

I want………a super cool giant robot. Want. Yes. Still want one. I remember this show used to come on very late at night, please don’t ask me what I was doing up so late, but yeah I used to watch it when everyone else wasn’t hogging the tv. Back when we had Cartoon Network….ahh….(less than 3, err, I mean <3). 

One of the best theme songs ever. You no likey? I had (still do, actually) really bad memory last time, so I could never remember what this show was called. But I finally did! 😀  

So yes, I want a giant robot car. Megas XLR stands for eXtra Large Robot, and we now know where my “oooh….trasformers!” geekyness comes from. Get me a giant robot car. Or else. 

Only 3 down? Brace. Yourself. (hehehehe, sounded very Poseidon-ey. <– Percy Jackson reference)

#4

Ooooh yeahhh!!! I want an invisibility cap or something that makes you invisible! Like Annabeth’s in Percy Jackson! Ever since I started reading it last year, I’ve wanted that hat. Actually I’ve wanted it since I watched Halee Pottta, y’know in the first movie he gets a cloak? Something like that. :3

Why she wasn’t invisible in this picture, I don’t understand. But yes, very cool hat! 

#5

A Lugia. (or Rugia, for you japanese/korean peoples, seriously though, I have no idea how you pronounce it.) This is #5 on my list because Pokemon has been really lousy lately, and I don’t really do my Pokenerd-ey stuff thingy. So that means I don’t even know the latest B&W pokemon. Lame huh?

Lugia…ahh. I still want you…OHMEEGOSH I JUST REALIZED I’VE NEVER GOTTEN A LUGIA CARD!!! PIRATED OR ORIGINAL!!! NOOOOO!!! What’s teh point of having every card but the one you love the most….</3

GIMME A LUGIA CARD!!! WANNA TRADE? Haha this pic is so….nice. Me is keeping it. >:)

6#

DuckyMomo plushie. If by now you have not figured out I am probably the most childish 13 year old I know, then just keep reading like normal and pretend I’m 5! ^_^ (wait are 5yos allowed to have blogs?!). DuckyMomo is this fictional character( he should be real!!!) from Phineas and Ferb, which is like the only good kids show nowadays….

*says in high pitched voice* DUCKY MOMO~! ^_^

#7

To be able to see monsters. Actually I kinda just wanna live in a house full of nice monsters, in fact, I’d be quite content living in Bigburg with Zick and Elena as my neighbors. Then maybe I could get to tag along….

I. am not. a comic geek. But I really,REALLY, love Monster Allergy. Unfortunately(yes I have a limited vocabulary, but if you can understand your 2 yo toddler and/or a chimpanzee signing, surely you can get over my reusing of words) Singapore stopped translating it. And they also stopped printing it. (I HATE YOU ——— PUBLISHING!!!) So that means Malaysia stopped importing it. Yeah. They had a clearance sale at Populars nationwide 3 years ago, they only made 4 issues available every week, so you had to keep going back to buy more. Meanies. The cartoon was okay, but, like W.I.T.C.H, got cancelled. 

8#

A unicorn named Charlie. I used to love horses too, till I watched The Ring. Unicorns are way awesomer anyway. 8) 

If he weren’t always in a bad mood, and if he didn’t keep getting his kidneys stabbed, I’d adopt him. 

You know how you always think there are a million things you want, but when you write them down….your brain is just…..empty.

Where was I? Oh yeah,

#9

I wanted to be a Spykid. So I could get super cool gadgets. That’s it. Now can I move on to the last one then click post?! 

#10 (finally!) 

I don’t know if I should say this. But it is always something I’ve always wanted. And that’s to speak my mind. Now you’re probably thinking all those fralalala aunty stuff, and then there’s that creepy old saying “girls should be seen not heard”, but unfortunately for the old bat who said that, some girls are just too…unlookatable. And once in a while, you just HAVE you insult someone. But tehn again that’s me being the grumpy potato I am. Have I ever told you how much I love stereotypes? But UNFORTUNATELY some people just have to go be annoying suns (not dark clouds, because I love clouds) and get offended. SOME PEOPLE just do NOT have a sense of humor. They are probably competitive tiger motha kids. 

Magenta is quite possibly the ugliest color on the planet. Nitey nites! 


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Thea’s random thoughts about stuff that happened in school #02


Ahem ahem! Let’s see….reasons why I started writing this post:

1) I’m bored

2) The person that “inspired” (well actually this is more of a “haha in yo face” kinda thing) me to write this post is probably never gonna read this….hopefully.

3) I’m waiting for Karen to finish her dinner and I have nothing to do

4) I is bored.

 

Teal? Ooh, nice color. 😀 Now as I was saying, this is going to be my second post about stuff that happened in school. 

FYI: I did go to school you bapos. So stop acting as if I’m some weird martian who’s never been on earth before. But since I’m SUCH a nice person, I shall be kind and understanding and explain to you how I’m the type of person who tries everything and NEVER listens to anyone else’s opinion. Well unless it’s like….important-ish. But other than that yeah I’m the kind of person who watches a movie even though everyone else says it’s lousy just to see for myself. 🙂 So OBVIOUSLY I’ve been to school. So quit acting LIKE a dumb snail and treating me LIKE one. 

It all started like this, I was commenting on a friend’s post, and her other friend, (you know how people just CAN”T keep their mouths shut right?) told them that I was homeschooled. So this friend of a friend, I forgot what I commented, said something really dumb and explained to me how there were 5 days of school a week. Huh. Thanks dude! I NEVER would’ve known…See thing is most people tend to think I’m like…erm…well they think I’ve never been to school and I’m kept in this little antiseptic bubble and therefore have no idea what the outside world is like. (therefore? woahh….I feel so smart today!) Not all. Just most. Fine maybe it was only a few peoples, but yous knows hows me likes to exaggerate. So to clear this up: I HAVE been to school, and no, I did not enjoy it. AND: I’m not a dummy, I do NOT come from a village in the middle of nowhere, and I know how to use a kompootah. So if you don’t stop acting as if I’m from another planet, which under normal circumstances would be cool, Imma start a tweet trend and tell everyone what a mean nasty person you are. (A) Person whom inspired meh to writey this bloggy IS a mean nasty person. B) I don’t even know how to use twitter. So you’re safe. ) 

So anyways….let’s skip this depressing “gonna start a poke war because me no likey you” business, and skip to the stories! 😀

Right  (I over use that word.) Left, so today I was running errands with me grandma, and we passed a school. It was a convent actually, so you see a lot of girls whining and shoving each other. And I was thinking about MY time in school…how it felt like to be dragged out of bed every morning, falling asleep during math class, ahh….memories…(less than 3, I mean..<3). Well you do miss that kinda stuff every once in a while..I mean siriusly! (geddit? siriusly? bwahahaha!) life is boring without these little controlled routine things….(<– starts to act like one of those serial killers).

I remember there was this ONCE incident in school though, I won. 8D Nyehehe…I won a prize for umm….idk it’s like you get the highest marks in an exam and at the end of the term they give you a prize. I got 2nd prize. Only because Marissa had a math tutor and a functioning brain.  But yeah, I bought a book from that TanMark mini bookfair thing they were having at my school, I only got 8 bucks so I got this really cheap book about old….folktales? Yes. It’s still in my cupboard. 

’07? I was….9.

I also have a trophy I won in a math competition. I cheated. No, actually I didn’t cheat, but I didn’t deserve to win either. Someone else answered the winning question, but I got the trophy instead. I think it was really unfair….but the trophy’s mine and it’s the only one I have, so I keep it for sentimental reasons. 

The end of my hot then cold post. Ta~! 🙂

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Eh eh…yeah yeah…eh eh….aha aha….I’M SO HAPPY I COULD DIE~! #1,005!


I over use this phrase..but, OMGOMGOMG!!! I…am seriously so happy. I don’t know why this means so much to me, I mean everyone probably accidentally clicked on it so why should I care so much? BUT….my blog…after 6 months…I am proud to announce that….I HAVE FINALLY REACHED 1000 HITS!!! WOOHOOO!!! Now, I know it’s not a lot, in fact it’s nothing compared to everyone else’s blog, but I’m just so happy my little eggsperiment worked out. :’) Time for a video…

Yes I officially like Lady GaGa again. Not her new songs, they’re just horriblah, but they made me appreciate her old ones more. 

Anyways! As you can see from this VERY big picture, my blog spontaneusly got 60 hits on…Monday. Yes. Out of the blue, people are searching for Pikachu photos. Heh. Who cares I still got their views nyehehe! 😛

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Yesshhh!!!

So there! I remember when I got 108 hits I was so happy, but this….I feel like I just won Miss Universe..I have no idea what that feels like but I know it involves a few plastic smiles and a great deal of walking. But YES!!! My face is now a permanant (well at least for the next few hours) smiley face! 🙂
Thank you all you awesome wonderful people who clicked on my blog, MINE out of all the hundreds of thosands, and gave me that extra 60 hits just to make it a thousand. I celebrated by baking lemon cupcakes. 😀 Actually I started baking BEFORE I found out and I only logged into wordpress while the 2nd batch was baking…BUT WHO CARES I GOT 1000 HITS YO!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!! WHEEEEEE~!  

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Cowboys and Aliens. Also known as Lame lasers VS Bones and sticks


FINE! I’m sorry for posting this late okay?! I just kinda fell asleep after typing the first few paragraphs out…and you can’t blame me though, C&A could make anyone fall asleep. Even the nerdiest sci fi fan.

2 days (more like a few weeks ago) ago I went to watch Cowboys and Aliens and I think I can safely say that it is one of the WORST sci fi movies ever. Even Skyline was okay in a weird lame way. But noooo, I had to deal with 2 hours of Daniel Craig’s butt through his transparent pants. <— try saying that real fast! If you like really “Uh? what just happened?” movies with no storyline, Cowboys and Aliens is for you! 😀 Even the title is dumb, I mean Cowboys and Aliens? Should’ve been called Bones and pistols VS Lame Lasers. Even Harrison Ford was boring!  He acted in all the Indiana Jones movies, so I expected him to be a better actor, he wasn’t. He was just this erm….cowboy dude or something he must’ve been someone because everyone was treating him special, and he has a wimpy son who gets abducted.

So this is basically the plot: Uncle Butt( danielle craig) wakes up in the middle of the desert (well duh? see the cowboy part in the title?) and has this very big clunky bracelet on his wrist. The watch/bracelet thing looked like it belonged in the 70’s or 80’s. And he can’t remember anything so he kills a few cowboys who happen to ride by and steals their horses, and there’s this adorable little dog that follows him, so off he goes into town. When he gets there blablabla let’s skip to the interesting (well about as interesting as it gets) part? Aliens attack the little town and he shoots them with his bracelet. oooohhh!!!  -.-”  And of course he meets Ella ( Number 13 from House, her name is Olivia Wilde) and she follows him because apparently the aliens kidnapped her family too. Later on we find ou she’s an alien. Too. (a little too pochahontas/ avatar-ey doncha tink?) And they go on and on and in the end Elle the Alien sacrifices herself to save them or something like that. Life goes on. The end. I wasted 2 hours of my awesome life.

So that’s it! I give it a 0.01/ 10. I mean the story was bad enough, BUTT (hehe!) you HAD to add old dudes in it! I mean dude, SERIOUSLY?! WHYYY??!?!! Meanies. So unless you like old butt dudes in transparent pants (ha!) don’t watch it. It’s for your own good!

When you watch the trailer, you expect a really awesome movie with like the best action actor (another tongue twister there…OMG I CAN SPELL TONGUE!!! TONGUE TONGUE TONGUE!! HAHA!), aka Harrison Ford. But apparently this guy’s really old now, and there’s no Indiana Jones swinging from a rope thing anymore. Sad, isn’t it? 😦

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Note: Go to youtube, type in “cow”, and the first thing that pops up is Cowboys and Aliens trailer. Heh. As if I wanted to see that…..I wanted to watch flying cows! 😀

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Hugo kinda reminds me of Tanglewreck…?


OMGOMGOMG!!! Just now I was really bored, and for ONCE the internet is actually being agreeable, so me decided to take advantage of it….Muahaha! And I remember when we were watching Spykids (oh me forgot to write about it!) I saw this really cool trailer:

And I had this really OhthisissosadI’mgonnacry feeling, I have no idea why. THEN I remembered a few years ago, fine maybe it was only a couple of years back but my mom got me this book: Tanglewreck . Huh.

At first I was like, “Great mom found another lousy book,” but as I started reading it….it was…well it’s one of those great the first time you read it then it gets boring books. But yesh it was really awesome! Even though it would’ve been better without the lovey dovey stuff.

But yeah, Hugo kinda reminds me of that. But I think they really overdid it with the “Aww…..poor orphan kid living in a train station,” thing. idk why I just get emotional when I watch stuff with train stations in ’em. AND if it’s super duper old train stations back in the 1800’s it just makes it worse. And to top it all off, you HAD to play 30 seconds to Mars’s Kings and Queens. Can you find a song sadder than THAT?! Ugh who wouldn’t wanna watch it if they play that song…

November 23rd? One day before Mommy’s birthday….I HAVE TO WATCH IT NO MATTA WHAT!!!

Saw this comment on the trailer:

This book was the best ever! I read it when I was in 7th grade, and now it’s a movie! I’m watching this!!!

 There’s a BOOK too?! :O I have to read it. Now.

 

 

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